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The InputError Award for Game of the Year 2016

“The final award of the year…”

PES 2017

Me Sir?

Lumpy applause.

“For the last time tonight, your nominees are: -”

“The Winner is…”

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The InputError Award for best game featuring a mustachioed man with a brother plumber, from another mother, called Luigi 2016

Mario in a suit

Plumber in a onesie.

“Cant imagine who this would be”

No applause.

“Cough… The nominees are: – ”

  • “Mario”

“I’m not sure the point of this award, ok…. The InpuTerror Award for best game featuring a mustachioed man with a brother plumber, from another mother, called Luigi is…”

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The InputError Award for best Television show 2016 – AGAIN

“Arghhhhhh that was a load of old bollcosk last time!” – Throws bottle into crowd. ” I’ll cut you, I’ll cut all of you!”

Stranger Things

80s mode activate

Worried applause.

“Lets try that again, the nominees are… ”

  • “Stranger Things”
  • “The Night Manager”
  • “Ash Vs the Evil Dead”
  • “Narcos”
  • “Luke Cage”

    Luke Cage tv

    Sweet Christmas

  • Banshee
  • “The Night Of”
  • “Game of that Thrones”
  • “Westworld”
  • “Black Mirror”

“…Aaaaaand the winner is…”

(more…)

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The REAL InputError Award for First Person Shooters 2016

“Before GamerDownStreet mysteriously disappeared he expressed the following.”

Huge overbearing applause.

“I wish to live in a world without conflict, a world where we can leave the front door unlocked. A world where I’m allowed into every bedroom! I believe! I BELIEVE this world is within reach! Your nominees are: -”

Devil Duh

Welcome to Doom

  • “Overwatch”
  • “Star Wars Battlefront”
  • Superhot
  • “Your Dooms”
  • “Your Titanfalls”
  • Shadow Warrior 2

    Shadow Warrior

    Looking good big guy.

  • “Battlefield 1”
  • “Battlefield Zero”
  • “Battlefield Alpha One Tangos Moondog X”
  • “Battleborn”

“This year’s best shooty-shooty game is…”

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The InputError Award for best First Person Shooter 2016

“Without further ado”

Eggs applauding as they are squeezed from the chickens arse. They somehow clap as they roll towards the edge of the table. Screaming as they reach the edge, cracking in a gooey mess. Still they clap. They never stop. Please stop the eggs from clapping.

“Muh, nominees….”

  • “I don’t care”
  • “I don’t care”
  • “I don’t care”
  • “Call of that Duty”
  • “Cough “

“This year’s best first person shooter is…”

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Fruit Ninja VR

SHORT REVIEW: PS4 VR

Ninjas come in many guises. This Ninja is a fruit Ninja. This Ninja is very silly. 

Blah, Blah Blah, words. Just have a looksie…

It’s the same ol’ Fruit Ninja cluttering up your phone, jazzed up and re-purposed for your VR pleasure.

We ask the important question… Does it work?

Swish

A Star Wars Story: Crappy Title innit

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story – Spoiler Free

A Star Wars sub-header

Could Rogue One be the New Hope we’re looking for?

Didn’t like that line? Get used to it… That’s the level of dialogue to be expected from this new Star Wars film.

Sometimes you’ll hear a nice thing about a film… Then a few more nice things. Before you realise it, you’ve resigned yourself to a trip to the cinema. Hopes aren’t overly raised. Prequels are pretty flawed films from the get-go. Still, let’s hope we are taken on a nice journey.

Let’s have a very brief chat about that new Star Wars.

Classic SW Intro Music

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The InputError Award for best Film called “I, Daniel Blake” 2016

“Ha-HAH! Please stop talking Dave, you bother me…”

I, Daniel Blake

Clearly the winner right?

Massive applause from a goat.

“Films have the power to make us laugh, cry and spontaneously combust. Award shows are ultimately pointless, what is the point of it all. The nominees are… ”

  • “Deadpool”
  • “I, Daniel Blake”
  • “Louis Theroux: Savile”
  • “The Hateful Eight”
  • “Captain America: Civil War”
  • Batman Vs Supe-haha… hahaha… hahahahaha
  • “The Big Short”  – Yeah… it came out the end of December 2015, so what.

“Muh, who cares…thewinneris…”

(more…)

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The InputError Award for best Games Newcomer 2016

“Ha-HAH Dave, that’s right… to the next category. Who will win best new computer game of 2016?”

Intermittent applause, a man screams.

“Who likes the word IP? Or franchise? You people… Casually accepting corporate language…. What next, will you all “touch base?” I bet you all “do lunch”… You make me sick. And the nominees are… ”

Headmaster 3

Looks busy right?

“Pass me the envelope Dave….Look, just pass it… for fuc-… Hey now! AND the winner is…”

(more…)

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The InputError Award for best Television show 2016

“That’s just lovely Dave, anyway let’s press on…”

Stranger Things

80s mode activate

Minor applause and muted conversation.

“The nominees are… ”

  • “Stranger Things”
  • “The Night Manager”
  • “Ash Vs the Evil Dead”
  • “Narcos”
  • “Luke Cage”

    Luke Cage tv

    Sweet Christmas

  • Banshee
  • “The Night Of”
  • “Game of that Thrones”
  • “Westworld”
  • “Black Mirror”

“…Aaaaaand the winner is…”

(more…)

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Faulstino’s Top 5 2016 Games Troll List

None of you have a gold plated gaming Jacuzzi. None of you matter.

Hello Little People, it is I. Faulstino Di Trickyshit. Football player, model and games entheusthac…Enthusth… Fan.

This years been a great year for me. Remember my calendar is available from all good stores! I’m particularly fond of March. Anyway, here’s a list of the best trolling efforts brought to you by the games industry this year.

Welcome to the 2016 Top Troll Games of 2016 in 2016.

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Tyranny

Tyranny

Not really SHORT REVIEW: PC VERSION

Big wordy RPG? Oh no… This is ganna be a long ting innit.

When an ancient looking, sorry, classic Role Playing game is released in 2016, the simplest way to describe it is to reference Baldur’s Gate.

That was released over 18 years ago.

This is what happens when you grow up with games. So, for those that understand that incredibly old reference, skip to the review. If any of you young whipper-snappers have stumbled across this website by mistake, I’ll stick around and attempt to describe what an old-fashioned isometric RPG is.

Quickly.

No, there isn’t any video content… What do you mean you’ll just look it up on that youstubes. You young people, with your flashy comic-sans words, video content and hippidy-hop-scotch ways, not wanting to read things, grumble, grumble.

Tyranny gang

“So… In a dungeon again?”

You know Fallout 4 and Skyrim an’ that. Baldur’s gate is the 2D version. But better.

Rather than concentrating on beautiful vistas and slow-mo shooting, these crusty ol’ games had lots and lots of words, world-building and ideas. Some of them very silly indeed. I’m confident no RPG has come close to the original Fallouts low intelligence dialogue options. If you create a stupid character, named… erm…. “Rory Plopper”, you weren’t given a penalty to spell-casting or hacking emails. You’ve spawned a barely functioning, simpering idiot, hardly capable of speaking. Don’t you wanna play that game? Don’t you want to be Rory Plopper?

Bloody hell… even the intro was bloody long. Ok, let’s get on with it!

Skip to the Review!

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Nintendo Switch: First Look

On a talk show, within a controlled environment.

Warning: May contain Zelda gameplay. Please get excited… Now.

Blah blah blah, just watch the video from 5:40 to jump to Nintendo Switch action. No, I won’t force you to click into the article to register your interest in the matter. No, I wont force you to read my pathetic account of the video, forcing you to you scroll to the bottom of the page to hunt down the juicy video available everywhere.

Enjoy!

A few first thoughts

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FIFA 17: Kidnap Edition

SHORT REVIEW: XBOX VERSION

Hey GamerDownStreet? I SAID HEY! Sigh… He can’t hear me from up here. Let’s go down to the basement.

Right, you play that Fifa don’t cha’. C’mon, quickly now… Give me an intro.

Cough… There’s no questioning that I like Fifa, I have for the best part of fifteen years now and it’s the only football series I’ll ever play. We don’t play that Pro Evolution garbage round ‘ere, no way. I love that EA take the same formula and literally dust it off, repackage it and sell it to us like it’s brand new. If it ain’t broke and all that…

Let’s get to work