I’m not saying everyone else is reviewing this game wrong…
What you will need for today’s review of Nidhogg 2: –
A copy of the game.
2 control pads.
A minimum of 3 like-minded friends.
An adequate supply of booze.
Preparation: –
Ensure your gaming area is sterilised and filled with pizza and/or chicken. Verbal game instructions are limited to “hold up on the pad, to throw ya’ weapon”.
I think we are ready to review Nidhogg.
Remember incoherence and bile are part of the charm.
Inspired by Gunstar Heroes you say? Metal Slug? A metroidvania shooter… Go on….
Oh dear Sir… I couldn’t possibly think of insulting you by explaining the above references. For those fresh to the genre, I believe in you. I believe in your ability to look things up.
Ever wanted to live your life as a red nosed mercenary, just like your favourite comedian on Red Nose day? Well now you can with Greedy Guns!
I could waffle on but I think you’ll probably know exactly what this games about with a single screenshot
Light shooting shenanigans.
Doesn’t that look lovely? Greedy Guns is a product of a successful 2016 Kickstarter raising the modest sum of £11,653.00. We must ignore such humble beginnings and ask the question of any game released on a computer system. Is it any good?