“Ha-HAH! Please stop talking Dave, you bother me…”
Massive applause from a goat.
“Films have the power to make us laugh, cry and spontaneously combust. Award shows are ultimately pointless, what is the point of it all. The nominees are… ”
- “I, Daniel Blake”
- “Louis Theroux: Savile”
- “The Hateful Eight”
- “Captain America: Civil War”
- “Batman Vs Supe-haha… hahaha… hahahahaha“
- “The Big Short” – Yeah… it came out the end of December 2015, so what.
“Muh, who cares…thewinneris…”
Films like Deadpool don’t really win awards do they? I mean we should pick the powerful, bold, miserable I, Daniel Blake… But.. Ya know… Sod it. My expectations for Deadpool were pretty low and I was pleasantly surprised.
Wow… I did not watch many films this year… Sigh… How far cinema has fallen. Ganna go watch that new Star Wars in a minute… Hope that a lot of fun.
You’re more likely to find adult, intelligent content off the silver screen. C’mon big-budget films, snap out of it! Pay the fucking scriptwriters.
Hey… wanna watch the best recent Batman film? Track down and watch the 2012 animated Batman: The Dark Knight Returns. It’s fantastic.
One handed applause and fade to black.