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Just a quick message to tell we are on Facebook! Why not give us a like or something? Includes friendly* updates to inform you the second* a new article hits the site, or engage in exciting discussions*. It’s cool and trendy!*

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Which is all pretty pointless as you could simply look at the website directly, like you are now. You’re not children are you? This whole message is a waste if time. Fuck Facebook. Fuck this message.

We are also on Twitter!

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Batman vs Superman: A Masterclass in Advertising from HMV

For unexplainable reasons Retailer HMV SeNT ME an email, in a desperate attempt to sell me things.

Morbid curiosity got the better of me. I had to look at this advert.

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Full title – “Batman vs Superman: 5 Reasons we need to shill this product. Ye Gods! Please buy our stock!”

So here are HMV’s top 5 reasons to encourage me to buy the Blu-Ray… ok, what have they got?

1. It looks incredible…
Oh dear, not a good start. We can’t outright lie to you and tell you its ganna have a great story, but hey, it looks nice.

Quick! To number two!