Faulstinho Di Trickyshit – International Football superstar and model speaks and you listen.
“So Faulstinho Di Trickyshit, you’ve an incredible disposable income. You must have tried the ol’ Virtual Reality right?
“Put a fucky headset on my fucky head right? Yeah mate, I done all that. Messed my hair right up”
“Wow Faulstino, what a life, your hair looks great! Tell me more!” Kick off
“So Faulstinho Di Trickyshit, have you tried Fallout Shelter?”
“I loves the Fallouts! Boom, head explode! Very funny.”
“erm, I don’t think this is the Fallout you’re thinking of Faulstinho.”
“Yes, I cant wait to explore!”
“So Faulstinho Di Trickyshit, what did you think of the new Street Fighter game?”
“It’s a bit fucking empty, isn’t it, mate.”
“Care to explain why?” Kick off
homoerotic cape on cape action
Director: Zack Snyder / Screenplay: Chris Terrio, David S. Goyer / Release date: 25 March 2016
Actors: Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill / Genre: Comic Book Nonsense ‧ 3h 3m
“So Faulstinho, what did you think of the film?”
“It is a fucking shit, isn’t it, mate.”
“Care to explain why?” Kick off
