Rubbing things with your finger in public. You pervert.
The worlds gone crazy for those Pokémon things. Wait… Maybe the world hasn’t. Maybe the press has gone crazy for those Pokémon things. It does make for a pleasant distraction from the constant horror of this world. So much horror.
What follows is a collection of thoughts from your friends at Inputerror. What do we make of Niantic’s smash hit walking around simulator?
Hit mobile game Pokémon GO (also known as “The Poke-mans” by the elderly) has taken the world by storm but we can exclusively reveal yet another damaging news story amidst it’s dark underbelly.
What dark underbelly you say? Oh…. wouldn’t you like to know.
Be warned. The following could chill you to the bone.
“So Faulstinho Di Trickyshit, have you tried Fallout Shelter?”
“I loves the Fallouts! Boom, head explode! Very funny.”
“erm, I don’t think this is the Fallout you’re thinking of Faulstinho.”
“Yes, I cant wait to explore!”
