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Batman vs Superman: A Masterclass in Advertising from HMV

For unexplainable reasons Retailer HMV SeNT ME an email, in a desperate attempt to sell me things.

Morbid curiosity got the better of me. I had to look at this advert.

Broken batman

Bat Broken on PC

Full title – “Batman vs Superman: 5 Reasons we need to shill this product. Ye Gods! Please buy our stock!”

So here are HMV’s top 5 reasons to encourage me to buy the Blu-Ray… ok, what have they got?

1. It looks incredible…
Oh dear, not a good start. We can’t outright lie to you and tell you its ganna have a great story, but hey, it looks nice.

Quick! To number two!

Batman VS a Superman

Superman VS a Batman Lad: Morning Justice Shop

Bats Vs Supes

homoerotic cape on cape action

Director: Zack Snyder / Screenplay: Chris Terrio, David S. Goyer / Release date: 25 March 2016

Actors: Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill / Genre: Comic Book Nonsense ‧ 3h 3m

FILM REVIEW – From the touchline

Welcome to today’s game, Torquay United Vs Chitham FC.

Kick off 3pm. Referee: Mr Bobbington Jipblinder.

“So Faulstinho, what did you think of the film?”

“It is a fucking shit, isn’t it, mate.”

“Care to explain why?” Kick off