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Shit in Trump’s Bed (on a shop)

A remaster of a beloved game a few people played

The election looms. The world looks very bleak. So what else is there to do but to spend lockdown recording audio and polishing a diddy adventure game?


Oh… fine. I’ll admit… It was all an excuse to record a glitzy gameshow. Turn on the telly (in game, natch) and enjoy “Box Fiddler” or maybe the action-packed “Time Toucher’s, if you can hold out.

I couldn’t help but throw in a few secrets and for now, it’s goodbye to old fashioned adventure games.

Turn up the volume and good luck Trump’s shitters!

The Office (the 1.1 patch)

Good news everyone. We have a patched game. I repeat, this is a game patching situation.

Fixed: –

Sexy Jeremy crashing the game.

Graphical Office Chair Frustration.

Added: – 

Loads of additional dialogue.

The Secret Crumb.

Any crashes please let me know and please enjoy the update.

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He’s a good lad.

The Office (on a shop)

For those that would like a Linux copy…

… or send me 2.4 million pounds I am pleased to announce The Office is on an “online-shop™ “.

Or you can acquire the game and have a nice read on this website here.

If you are truly unwell you can read further mutterings about releasing the game here.

Now go. Play. Have fun.

Shit In Trumps Bed

Shit in Trump’s Bed: The Game

Dear close personal friends,

Good news! I’ve have today completed my pleasant little adventure game.

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to get me to America to shit in Trump’s bed. Should take about 5 minutes.

Enjoy the following short free game and please…

take great pleasure in…

SHITTING IN TRUMPS BED

Trumps Bed

TARGET ACQUIRED

Click here for instructions and Download link