Possibly the greatest 2016 end of year awards show of all time. Now includes heartfelt speeches and emotions.
Me Sir?
Lumpy applause.
“For the last time tonight, your nominees are: -”
ARGHHH, Run away! Run away! They have actual armour!
“The Winner is…”
Shaky applause.
“I got dat muddafuckin’ trowel money!”
“Your bloody nominees are: -”
“The Winner is…”
Plumber in a onesie.
No applause.
“Cough… The nominees are: – ”
“I’m not sure the point of this award, ok…. The InpuTerror Award for best game featuring a mustachioed man with a brother plumber, from another mother, called Luigi is…”
Stage ready
“Away from the sparkle of Tinsletown, we suspect these A-List dreamboats are very hairy men indeed”
“Your hairy nominees are:-”
“I’m pleased to announce the winner is…”
Errored applause.
“I say, I say, B-B-Bitch, where ma’ money!”
“Your nom nom nom are: -”
“And the winner is…”
80s mode activate
Worried applause.
“Lets try that again, the nominees are… ”
Sweet Christmas
“…Aaaaaand the winner is…”
Huge overbearing applause.
“I wish to live in a world without conflict, a world where we can leave the front door unlocked. A world where I’m allowed into every bedroom! I believe! I BELIEVE this world is within reach! Your nominees are: -”
Welcome to Doom
Looking good big guy.
“This year’s best shooty-shooty game is…”
Eggs applauding as they are squeezed from the chickens arse. They somehow clap as they roll towards the edge of the table. Screaming as they reach the edge, cracking in a gooey mess. Still they clap. They never stop. Please stop the eggs from clapping.
“Muh, nominees….”
“This year’s best first person shooter is…”
Ethereal applause.
“‘Ello thar, I’ve taken’ over t’ ‘osting duties. Ey. Nominees be: – ”
MUH
“Winner ey’…”
Huge overbearing applause.
“Without any more gibberish, your nominees are: -”
Hyper Light Camping
“This year’s finest Role Playing Game is…”
Clearly the winner right?
Massive applause from a goat.
“Films have the power to make us laugh, cry and spontaneously combust. Award shows are ultimately pointless, what is the point of it all. The nominees are… ”
“Muh, who cares…thewinneris…”
Intermittent applause, a man screams.
“Who likes the word IP? Or franchise? You people… Casually accepting corporate language…. What next, will you all “touch base?” I bet you all “do lunch”… You make me sick. And the nominees are… ”
Looks busy right?
“Pass me the envelope Dave….Look, just pass it… for fuc-… Hey now! AND the winner is…”
80s mode activate
Minor applause and muted conversation.
“The nominees are… ”
Sweet Christmas
“…Aaaaaand the winner is…”
Light, limp applause.
“The nominees are…”
“This year’s best new website award goes to…..
Fumbles with envelope for 27 minutes…
