The InputError Award for best RPG 2016
“Why are we bothering with this?”
Huge overbearing applause.
“Without any more gibberish, your nominees are: -”
Hyper Light Camping
- “The Witcher 3 – originally released in 2015”
- “Tyranny “
- “Darkest Dungeon”
- “A JRPG”
- “Erm… Hyper Light Drifter… why not”
“This year’s finest Role Playing Game is…”
The Witcher 3
Violent cannibalistic applause.
Wait… The Witcher 3 came out last year? Worst awards show ever! Grumble, grumble…
“Look at these screenshots, final DLC was released this year and fuck you audience” – Host grabs booze, gets in a small clown car and escapes off stage at top speed.
Just beautiful
Boom!
Farewell Sweet Geralt
GOODBYE SUCKERS!