Sexy Jeremy crashing the game.
Graphical Office Chair Frustration.
Loads of additional dialogue.
The Secret Crumb.
Any crashes please let me know and please enjoy the update.
… or send me 2.4 million pounds I am pleased to announce The Office is on an “online-shop™ “.
Or you can acquire the game and have a nice read on this website here.
If you are truly unwell you can read further mutterings about releasing the game here.
Now go. Play. Have fun.
An adventure game based on my real life office job. Yes, these are real (mostly) consenting adults forever bronzed in the magic of computer games.
Your mission?
What everyone working in an office would like to do.
Go home early!
Featuring the secret room, secret music, secret endings, hell, a secret intro. So many secrets. So much content you will never ever find.
Look, push and bother everything.
Yes. The main menu features a pleasant honking sound! Just click “Not that one”.
You know in these kinda games where you look at something and it has a stock phrase. Not this game! You know when you use an object on something and it says “I can’t do that”. Not on my watch! You push that chair. Push middle management. Push that everything you can because it just might pay off. Rarely.
Please squint and enjoy…
The Office (not that one)
