The InputError Award for best game featuring a mustachioed man with a brother plumber, from another mother, called Luigi 2016

Plumber in a onesie.
“Cant imagine who this would be”
No applause.
“Cough… The nominees are: – ”
- “Mario”
“I’m not sure the point of this award, ok…. The InpuTerror Award for best game featuring a mustachioed man with a brother plumber, from another mother, called Luigi is…”
Waluigi

Not a rapist
Hands covered in soft brie applause.
“At least this one makes sense, I think. Wait… What about Wario? I give up.”
Erm.. Do we have any other categories? We done yet?