The Bernard Bresslaw “I suspect, he is secretly a Very Hairy Man” Award 2016
Stage ready
“Away from the sparkle of Tinsletown, we suspect these A-List dreamboats are very hairy men indeed”
“Your hairy nominees are:-”
- “Leonardo DiCaprio”
- “James McAvoy”
- “Terry Crews”
- “Michael Fassbender”
- “Zac Efron”
“I’m pleased to announce the winner is…”
Michael Fassbender
“Known to be an incredibly hairy man off-set… still, this was a surprising win!”
Stage 2
Yes; what a shock! I felt sure DiCaprio was going to win again!
Enthused lady applause.
Stage 5