The InputError Award for best First Person Shooter 2016

“Without further ado”

Eggs applauding as they are squeezed from the chickens arse. They somehow clap as they roll towards the edge of the table. Screaming as they reach the edge, cracking in a gooey mess. Still they clap. They never stop. Please stop the eggs from clapping.

“Muh, nominees….”

  • “I don’t care”
  • “I don’t care”
  • “I don’t care”
  • “Call of that Duty”
  • “Cough “

“This year’s best first person shooter is…”

the playroom vr – cowboy one, ya know the one, you shoot the people! You know, with the control pad! that or… erm…that shadow warrior 2.


On my command, execute this robot.

Disconcerted Applause and mumbling. Wait.. that’s not really a first person shooter.