Legal

Personal Information

We do not have any interest in your personal data. We can’t sell it to anyone because I can barely acknowledge you exist. Any registrations to the site will go into an Indiana Jones style online vault to rot for the rest of time.

Something about cookies. Like every other website. Read it there.

Privacy and you

We are bound by the UK Data Protection Act. So. That.

Sweepstakes, contests, and promotions on the Services may also have additional rules and eligibility requirements, such as chicken size, age requirements, your country’s girth restrictions. You are responsible for complying with these rules and requirements.

Terms

Inpu terror is a subsidiary of Splammo Inc. The friendly, homely, lovable evil conglomerate who will not under any circumstances ask for your window-lock type and holiday dates. We also make soap.

We reserve the right to change all Terms in the future and we encourage you to periodically review these Terms every day. Just in case. If you do not agree with any changes to these Terms, your sole remedy is to take a running jump. If you continue to use the Services after we change these Terms, you accept all changes and forfeit rights to your last chocolate Hobnob.

You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your user account login names and passwords, and must not permit use of your account by anyone ever, full stop. Do not under any circumstances reveal any confidential information to any loved ones or family, especially family. You cannot trust them and you cannot silence them. If you have reason to believe that someone is using your account without your permission, you should contact us immediately or someone else of intimidating stature. We are not responsible for any loss or damage resulting from unauthorized use. We did warn you.

This website is protected under the copyright laws of the United Kingdom and other countries throughout the world, even Peru. All names, characters, portrayed on this silly website are fictitious. No identification with actual persons, places, buildings,marzipan and products is intended or should be inferred.

No animals were harmed in the making of this website.

Viral Distribution

Under no circumstances do we encourage content on this website to go viral.