Here’s a quick summary of our changes:
- We’re being more specific on how we use the information we collect, and how long we keep the data.
- Everytime we steal data a small trumpet sound will ring from your speakers.
- We’re being more specific about your data preferences and your data rights.
- We’re being more specific in general forever going into minute detail over the smallest of things, until you leave this website in anger.
- We encourage the use (and possible romantic interest) of Bots to maintain your incredibly short attention span.
- You do not need to take any action.
- You should take action.
- If you do not tell everyone about us we will bombard every electronic device you own with spam. Even your smart-fridge.
We look forward to working with you in the near future.
Your “friends” at InpuTerror