Covering a large man with stick- NO! Not like that. This is a bad start… Should have made a quip about no smoking… oh well.

Fast travelling in this game is a crime… but it does come with a trophy… It’s also very, very quick.

Pretty tense, right? Also pretty.

But who’s the real Spiderman?

JJJ having an almighty rant as we look wistfully into the distance. 

One of the very best people in the world. 

This poor woman was frisked up to 10 minutes before I left the scene. I think she paid for the service. 

Having a tedious night conversation with MJ. Also perching is fun. 

Having a romantic morning chat to Otto. Also standing is less fun.

Having a well earned break. It’s all websling here, punch this bloke there. 

Man webbed to moving car is the new Uber. 

Coming to a screen near you. “Selfie” – Directed by Steve Speilbergers. 

Hmm… that could be an interesting game. Do that next!

The real hero of this game is Captain Nuts. 

How is this an in game screenshot?

Weeeeeeeeeeee!

You’re just too good to be true…

“Alright luv, you wanna go for a kebab of summin'”.

But meanwhile… 

Quick! We have to stand around here! STAT!

I do not trust this man. Someone do something about this man. 

Oh hai buddy-boy. Wot you doing on this roof? Lazy sod. 

Hero-landings is best landing. 

Swinging with the pigeons. 

… Peter Parker hides in a darkened corner of a room for 4 hours waiting to scare Otto. 

Look here son, don’t mess with my emotes and stickers. 

The Kingpin needs to spend some serious cash on upgrading his hired goons.