Welcome to your obligatory introduction to something so well known we could review the thing in the style of abstract dance.
Shadow of the Colossus is a computer game/ film / bacon
that is a wholly original game/ HD upgrade / remake.
The original 2006 version was seminal / good / angry raccoons
and we can all agree hairy kneecaps / mumbling penis / handful of eyenog.
Can the remake uphold such a tremendous legacy?
So to compliment the review.
Welcome to…
I’m hugely excited to hear of the collaboration between Czarface and Doom and this lead to some investigation. Wait! How did I miss this Czarface album?
Director: Alex Garland / Screenplay: Alex Garland / Release date: 12 March 2018
Actors: Natalie Portman / Genre: Thriller/Horror ‧ 2h
Annihilation brings us the “Shimmer”. A strange phenomenon brought forth from falling asteroid. Yes. A bloody asteroid! What do we do when we find a Shimmer? We submit to the inevitable horror shenanigans and investigate.
Best send in the scientists.
A Nintendo Direct trailer hit the… erm.. internet streets and contained a nice surprise? At least for the likes of us as we all rather enjoy shouting at each at point blank range.
You can watch it below, if you’re in the mood.
We ask the question:
Which characters would we like to see in the upcoming Super Smash Bros?
This was an excellent Nintendo Direct. I’m hoping the next WarioWare jumps from 3DS to the Switch as it’s an ideal party game. Lastly, if you can, download the Kirby demo for the Switch, it’s bloody great. Anyway, Enough waffle…
First up, welcome Joey Jo Jo. What characters would you like to see in the new Super Smash Bros?
Into the Breach is a very simple game. I’ll not waste your time with a long winded-introduction as I’ll explain with a paragraph and picture.
It’s all mine! Top tip – Use the Control key to check enemy stats.
Within 5 rapid turns you’ll take on high stakes turn-based battles. Cleverly designed and incredibly fair. You will fail a fair few times. Each time you do, you’ll come back a little stronger and wiser.
It is not an easy game, but the campaign is quick. Some would say, faster than light. WINK!
So, now you know whether or not this is the game for you.
You’d like something a lil’ more in-depth? Come on in, why dontcha?
So I finally got my hands on some Sea of Thieves action, and I was given access to the “Sea of Thieves Scale Test!” via the Xbox Insider Hub and downloaded it immediately.
Here are my rantings.
I spent quite some time looking at the scenery from the crows nest, even at night its a beautiful world… You know it is.
Disclaimer: The following contains righteous harsh language and furious anger. Also a picture of a bowl of fruit.
Update – Now with additional picture show “Henry and the Great Fall”.
… Oh they are. How lovely; Rick and Morty’s going to be released soon. Wait, that won’t require the use of a bloody rifle! Let us enjoy a moment of frowning before hitting Google. Let’s see what games are coming out for this shooty bang-bang device.
Careful now
18 or so games. Most of them unreleased with TBA. Oh… cough.
I have a defence, Sir. I snagged the game and gun for forty quid. Impressive, right? I’ve been impressed with the actual technology. The rifle’s a giant Move controller with analogue sticks and improved gyroscopics. I seldom found the device flicking around like the ancient Move controllers. It’s pretty stable and suitably sturdy.
Anyway, what about this Farpoint game-a-ma-thingy?
