Steam enforces sale demands: Obey

Welcome, welcome, to a list of dirt cheap games, that you’ll most likely own already.

Oh Steam. With your lacklustre quality assurance and hands off approach to everything. But who cares about that. Tha’ be some bargains to rummage through!

Come with me as we yada, yada, yada.

No time to waste! These are all top notch games that could require deep consideration before you spend a whole pound or two on them.

Lo-fi two player shanking session.


Real life fun.

Pixeljunk Shooter
Expertly designed side-scrolling shooter. Works brilliantly as a local co-op game. I mean, look at the price! You get two games for one!

Woah Dave!
Antiquated single-screen platforming nonsense. A throwback to those simple arcade titles. Rocking chair, porch and shotgun not included.

Door Kickers
Tactical bastardtry.

Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition

Wei too much fun,

Sleeping Dogs
Some of the finest hand to hand combat in an open world.

Stikbold! A Dodgeball Adventure
Dodgeball for up to 4 players. Sublime idiocy.

Monkey Island: Special Edition Bundle
My favourite point and click adventure games of all time.

Evil Genius
Dr Evil simulator.

Miserable wildlife murderer’s final leap.

Pony Island
Crap Devil simulator.

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Oddworld: New n Tasty
Tarted up old platform game.

Race the Sun
How long can you last? How long!

Not a Hero
Witty side-shooter, with a whiff of Hotline Miami.

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Sweet Sunset over Mordor

Shadow of Mordor
Slavery sandbox.

You Must Build a Boat
Nifty puzzle game with an endless runner element.

Comical repetitive top-down smacking. Also pants.

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Knight Squad
Top down, gauntlet style 8 player action.

Joe Danger
£2.99 – or you can pick up the original an’ sequel for £5.09
Perfected excitebike.

Star Wars The Force Unleashed
Big budget Star Wars, third person sabre-em-up. Still vastly enjoyable to force grab a stormtrooper. Warning: Don’t bother with the sequel.

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Satellite Reign
Natural syndicate successor. I’ve got to stop going on about it. Sorry.

That’s ya lot. Go on. Now geeit.