Let’s start with the boring image imaginable. We must improve this crappy car…

… only to take it apart again.

OUT OF MY WAY YOUNG PERSON

Luckily his name is Mr F. Ragdoll.

I can’t look at anything but that beautiful sunset.

Normal everyday race in the world of Wreckfest

WELCOME! CAN I INTEREST YOU IN INSURANCE?

“NO!”

Figure 8 tracks are best track.

Parking up to check my mobile. Safety first.

The higher speeds make for even more exciting everything.

He’ll be fine.

Shit. He is definitely not fine.

Those are some damn fine wheels. I hope nothing happens to them.

Just where do you think YOU are going young man?

Blimey.. did a giant step on this car?

That will be £2 fare, sir.

I said STEP OFF!

There are 4 racers left. I have a commanding lead. I think I might win this!

OH NUTS! We can rebuild him. Part man, part machine. All action, alright I’m off. GOODBYE!