Hollywood: Rumours! Rumours we say!

Scott Pritchard Features, Film Angela Lansbury, Benedict Cumberbatch, Chris Pratt, Ed Harris, Edger Wright, Hot-Damn Gee-Willikers Diggidy-Dog, Jennifer Garner, Leonardo DiCaprio, Snoop Doggy Dog, Steven Seagal, Tom Hardy 0 Comments

You simply won’t BELIEVE number 5!!! if you do, i’ll find you. and kill you.

Secret scoops about all your favourite Hollywood celebs!

Wow! What have you uncovered this time? I said get on with it you pleb!

WOW! For earlier scoops, click here and maybe… Here. It doesn’t matter. It’s a pack of lies.

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26th April 2016

A Review of every Steven Seagal movie ever

Scott Pritchard Film Aikido, Block of Cheddar, Ponytail, Sidestep left, Steven Seagal 0 Comments

Scene – A very bland apartment block, not cheap, not expensive. Paper thin walls. Nice area, excellent travel connections and a school nearby if you’re planning to have kids.

Block of Cheddar enters the room at an incredibly slow pace. Squinting it surveys the room, mumbles a quip and flicks his ponytail. No really, I have no idea what the quip was, sounded like “iwillbruiseyouenvironmentmustbesavedbusinessisbad”.

Block of Cheddar is ‘at one with the earth’ because he’s a Native Indian, or Japanese or something, something, honour, that’s not made clear. Being Honourable also means he doesn’t really have to speak or be interesting.

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